(via subtlecrisismode)
I'm brown. I love cheese, Wisconsin, The Daily Show, and 30 Rock. I'm a nut for scarves, crafts, television, and music.
(via subtlecrisismode)
(via bossypants)
I made him the jam sandwich he wanted.
I’m the best with the pranks, man. They call me Prank Sinatra.
Prank Sinatra. Favorite New Girl joke by far. Good god.
(via newgirlthings)
I miss 30 Rock.
(via fuckyeahlizlemon)

!!! ELEFANTES!!!!!
(via mavinajfan)
“Jessica, you are a beautiful woman and my life has not been the same since I met you and it would mean the world to me if you would go on a date with me.”
(via newgirlthings)
Terrible at pranks, Winston.
(via newgirlthings)
Yes.