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reasonsmysoniscrying:

I made him the jam sandwich he wanted.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

I made him the jam sandwich he wanted.


I’m the best with the pranks, man. They call me Prank Sinatra.

Prank Sinatra. Favorite New Girl joke by far. Good god. 

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I miss 30 Rock.

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!!! ELEFANTES!!!!!

!!! ELEFANTES!!!!!

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“Jessica, you are a beautiful woman and my life has not been the same since I met you and it would mean the world to me if you would go on a date with me.”

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onlyfoolsandvikings:

Motivational cows for you if you are feeling down

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Terrible at pranks, Winston.

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